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Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Try This, its fun, its true...
This will tell you your love life, your past history just like horoscope ...try it
http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1121250240fxf
Carrot_bar was here @ 8:00 PM
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
What a joke!!
During the past week, I have got to C a sms .. not my hp anyway but its refering to me OMG there is a "UGLY SL*T") saying that I insulted her keke what a joke. Keep saying it need 2 hands to clap kaoz.. its always thoses "UGLY" who will make the first move anyway The "UGLY" ask me not to piss her off but she dunno that it her who piss me off first and anyway I not scare of her lah haha... (piece of advice BEHAVE URSELF) dun b a "UGLY Sl*T" n later turn around to say ppl insulting her...
(FYI I dun do such tings as to insult ppl 1 loh) :) and I dun really noe that gal or can say dun even noe her leh how am I possibly to insult her what a joke haha think I got nothing better to do... my job kept me busy all day no time go toilet no time to eat :) where got the time go insult ppl Crazy man :)
Carrot_bar was here @ 7:37 PM
Compatibilty Yeah Yeah!!
Cancer & Scorpio
When Cancer and Scorpio make a love match, the resulting relationship draws together the energies of two emotionally intense Signs. Signs such as these often combine well, each partner's strengths balancing the other's weaknesses. These Signs feel a strong sexual attraction, and when they are together the temperature in the room tends to rise! Cancer and Scorpio have a great deal in common, and much potential to keep their relationship passionate and going strong.
Cancer and Scorpio enjoy buying things together and creating a comfortable living space: Cancer craves security and Scorpio strives for power. Both occupy their minds with thoughts of domestic goods and resources, including stocks, bonds and inheritances. Since they are both concerned with the home and have fierce loyalties to the family group, Cancer and Scorpio complement each other well. They both see life as a passionate and deeply emotionally exercise of human connection.
The Moon (Emotion) rules Cancer, while Mars (Passion) and Pluto (Power) both rule Scorpio. Thanks to Pluto's powerful influence, this is an intense combination of Planets, but it's also a good balance of masculine and feminine energy. These two Signs coming together form the basic foundation of human relationships -- The Moon's nurturing love and Mars' ambition and passion. The Moon and Mars go well together; the Moon is about growth and rebirth, and Mars is about the passion of romance. Scorpio, influenced by that Martian energy, is smoldering and intense, and emotional Cancer is attracted to this intensity. In turn, Scorpio enjoys the adoration inherent to Moon-ruled, nurturing Cancer.
Cancer and Scorpio are both Water Signs. Both are very deep Signs and, like the ocean, you can never really see to the bottom of these two. Scorpio and Cancer may draw further and further into themselves, then suddenly roar back with intimidating force. Loyalty is strong with this love match, thanks to their mutual desire for emotional security. But while Cancer fixes their emotional energy on the family and home, Scorpio focuses more on life's nuances and undertones, the secrets behind other's intentions, the power they can wield over other's emotions. Scorpio can take Cancer on a journey beyond the literal surface of things, and Cancer's expansive heart can open Scorpio up to their own emotions, teaching their Scorpio mate that feeling is nothing to fear. Additionally, Scorpio appreciates their Cancer mate's practicality, and Cancer really enjoys Scorpio's jealousy -- it proves that Scorpio really loves and cherishes them.
Cancer is a Cardinal Sign, and Scorpio is a Fixed Sign. Once this couple have a common wish, it will come true. However, if their opinions clash, look out! Cancer will be the first to instigate an argument and Scorpio the last to finish it. Cancer may seem to act as the dominant partner and manage to get their way more often, but that isn't always the truth. Sometimes Scorpio won't even agree to disagree, they just might pretend to give in. Neither Cancer nor Scorpio are beyond using emotional manipulation to get revenge. Rather than letting disagreements and bad feelings boil over, these love partners must discuss what's truly important to them in order to reach an equitable compromise. Once Scorpio and Cancer learn to trust and believe in one another, they can achieve almost anything through sheer determination. This love relationship will only fail if the two partners truly cannot overcome their opinionated, stubborn sides.
What's the best thing about the Cancer-Scorpio love match? Their powerful teamwork when they agree on their goals. When Cancer realizes that Scorpio is there for the long haul and that the partnership is emotionally productive, this relationship can blossom. Their mutual determination makes theirs a relationship of formidable strength.
Carrot_bar was here @ 6:54 PM
Monday, July 11, 2005
Joke of the day for this Monday Blue.. HEE..
Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will >>get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said >>"Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the >>instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at >>night makes love with Ah Lian.>>Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah >>Lian is pregnant.>>"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.>>"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before >>intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh.">>>>=======================================================
Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:>>"Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las >>Vegas?">>Operator: "Just a minute.........">>Ah Beng: "Thank You," and puts down the Phone=======================================================>>At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender," >>JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." >>The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks," AND YOU, SIR?" Ah Beng >>replies:" Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED.">>>>=======================================================>>After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on quite for some time, >>Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.>>"It took me ONLY FIVE MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng brags.>>"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG," the friend exclaims.>>"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies," NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN >>FOR 4-7YRS, LEH!">>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A >>segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'.">>The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!">>Others exclaim, "No it's Grape Juice!">>Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!">>Host: "Quiet please.">>Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, you >>think I need your help? I got more original answer: Guni!"(cow milk in >>Hokkien).>>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he >>encountered some problems. He decided to use the 'Help' command. After >>some tries, he became irritated and called the computer retailer for >>support.>>Ah Beng:" I pressed the 'F1' key for help?but it's been over half an hour >>and still nobody has came to help me???">>Computer Retailer:...............>>>>=======================================================>>In an English class:>>Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?">>Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother.">>Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?">>Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents mean cowboy's father and mother. Also can >>say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So >>together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB).">>Teacher fainted...............>>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng with his two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him >>what happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the >>phone ring loh but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked >>up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena loh!">>"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.>>"But?what happen to the other ear?" "Aiyah! That stoooopid dumbo called >>back!">>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng and Ah Seng rent a boat and fish in a lake everyday. One day, they >>caught 30 fishes. Ah Beng said to Ah Seng," Mark this spot so that we can >>come back here again tomorrow.">>The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, Ah Beng asked Ah >>Seng," Did you mark that spot?" Ah Seng replied," Yeah, I put a big X on >>the bottom of the boat, "Ah Beng said," You stupid fool! What if we don't >>get that same boat today !?!?">>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng and Ah Seng exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to >>remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Ah Beng >>asked,"Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it?">>"No, that won't work," answered Ah Seng." People might think we're trying >>to break in.">>Then Ah Beng suggested," What if we use a pocket knife to cut the rubber, >>then stuck a finger in and pull up the lock?">>"No," said Ah Seng. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat >>hanger.">>The "kan cheong" Ah Beng shouted," We better think of something fast. It's >>starting to rain and the sunroof is open!!!">>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home, was annoyed and upset >>when his girl Ah Lian wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for >>her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the >>unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all >>together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:>>"Regret cannot remember which one is you...............please keep your >>photo and return the others.">>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a hawker centre. Ah Seng noticed the hygiene >>grades issued by the Ministry of Health pasted at each stall and asked Ah >>Beng, "Eh,the 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' stand for what ah?" Ah Beng snorted >>and said, "Aiyah, this sort of thing you also dunno! 'D' stand for >>'delicious', 'C' stand for 'can eat', 'B' stand for 'buay sai' (cannot) >>and 'A' stand for 'Alamak'!">>>>=======================================================>>Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he should cut it in six >>or twelve pieces.>>"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.">>>>=======================================================>>"Oh, look at the dead bird.">>Ah Beng looked skyward and said, "Where, where got?">>
Carrot_bar was here @ 11:51 AM
Friday, July 08, 2005
Busy Week
Busy Busy Busy
This two weeks have been very busy work n work like bees so hardworking keke. I have to thanks my colleagues for helping out and work till quite late, think got to blanja them hee.. but the worst moment have past …ermm ..dun be happy.. yet.. in about 1 and a half month time.. it will be another busy busy timing for us again …
Carrot_bar was here @ 10:35 AM
Monday, June 27, 2005
Do you or maybe YOU ever deliver urself to guys doorstep?
Any comments from Guys n Gals?
Ask you guys one question..Do you all treasure your galfrend more if spend effort, time ect to win her heart over (to be your galfrend) or do you treasure more on those gals which Is => She deliver herself to your doorsteps??
From my point of view..I find that those ppl who normally deliver themselves to ppl doorstep (relationship will never last) AGREE? Maybe you can say that if the relationship ever last is miracle (once in a blue moon).
Another question for you guys.. if gals really deliver themselves to your doorstep, do you find them cheap or even they might even look like bitches which seduce you (maybe they have done that to other guys before and you r not the first guy) and for this kind of relationship, the gals might be playing with your feelings and she might be fooling around outside which u never noe..
This kind of gals can say she might even have loose her virginity many times. I know that gals nowadays there is no 100% pure gals out there and I m not trying to condemn gals here as I m a gal too mah but I have heard too many stories from my frends that they have gals just get to noe from places like pubs or through frends, and they mainly send sms to each other n the next moment you noe she have alady deliver herself to your doorstep (OMG)
You ladies should noe that guys love free stuff especially gals haha of cos if you happen to deliver urself to other ppl doorstep you will noe that guys WILL NEVER SAY NO TO YOU!!! Some are desparate. They will make you think that you are the best at that time but actually YOU are NOT..
So gals please dun do that to disgrace yourself please make urself look good, pure, dun make urself look like you have nothing better to do, look like a bitch go round n deliver urself to guys doorstep!!!
Carrot_bar was here @ 12:57 PM
Friday, June 17, 2005
Respect each other?? Whether to Give or NOT to Give??
Yoz Everybody...
Toking about BGR everybody should noe that it takes both party to love each other in order to be together. Sometimes or maybe some ppl might say it oso need to give the other party wat they want including S*X to substain the relationship.
Today question is whether or will you give what ur partner wants??
For Example S*X
As a girl i dun tink she should give want her partner wants especially or for eg S*X cos this may make her look cheap and there is oso no self respect for herself. If a guy really loves his gf he shouldn't have ask for S*x or what so ever thing cos he doesn't show respect to the girl too.
If the girl really give the guy what he wants i will find the girl or feels that she does not noe what love is n this may make her look cheap n it makes no different from the pros***** in Geylang.
Those Ppl (Pros) which they work in Red light district, is not because they feel like working there, there will be always circumstances which force them to be Pros and some is being sold there (G town) from other country which it cant be help. So ppl tink well.. if both parties love each other they would not force or ask or request their partner for S*X.. Respect each other.. if not you will either make ur gf look like a prost**** make her feel very cheap make no difference from SL*T.
For gals please respect urself respect ur body don't make urself feel so cheapskate!!! This is just only an advice its up to you ppl whether to take this advise or not.. :) Adios
Carrot_bar was here @ 11:02 AM
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
What is a GOOD HEART....
What is a good heart?
Let me tell you my point of view.
If a person has a good heart he/she will do a lot of good deeds or you can say that you will have to do a lot of good deeds in order to have a good heart.
Hearts are for loving.
Hearts are for caring.
Hearts are for sharing.
A person with a good heart will not go round disturbing other people eg.. sending rubbish sms, sending bullshit messages around. Maybe nowadays some people are too free, jobless huh? or maybe going crazy haha..
If people do have a good heart, they will go round helping people who needed help, care more for your love ones, do more volunteer service etc.. n not go around doin rubbish or stupid things.... Chaoz
Carrot_bar was here @ 4:22 PM
