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Friday, June 10, 2005
Joke Of the Day
>>>>>>>Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents>>>>>>
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have>>dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the>>girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would>>like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so>>he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The>>pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy>>everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms>>he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy>>insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather>>busy, it being his first time and all
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and>>meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to>>meet my parents, come on in!">>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the>>girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace>>and bows his head.>>>* * * *A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his>>head down.>>>* * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend>>leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you>>were this religious.">>>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was>>a pharmacist."
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